whistler’s blog

There has been much speculation over the green light in the library basement in the AUS Library. Students are not allowed down there, nobody has even seen even staff go to the basement. What is exactly there in the basement? From the freshman year there have been various theories about the library basement: such as a three headed Harry Potter dog living down there to green light preventing important archives from being damaged, just like in Angels and Demons. It has truly mystified me over the semesters. Until at last I could not handle the curiosity anymore and decided to write an email to the library help desk and ask them what that green light is exactly for? I got a nice and concise reply: “My sources tell me that the green light serves no specific function!”

Clearly, they dont want us to know!